what did I walk into??

Finally! I had my wtf moment. I've had a few not suitable for publication (job related, etc...). But tonight something happened that literally left me speechless, so I texted James and let him know I'm finally ready to blog.

My friend Danielle and I decided to go out for drink, being that it was Valentine's Day and we're both bitterly single. But not in a sad way. We had both gotten this Facebook invite for a party at place we'd both been to, a restaurant/bar that turns into a club at night. Around 11pm we enter, pay our $10 and that's when things got strange...

Also I should probably give a little disclaimer at this point...I mean I was disgusted by what I saw, so you may be disgusted reading it.

The first thing I notice is that the place is all girls, I felt like I had walked in on a private party. And then I notice a male stripper giving a lap dance to a girl in the middle of the dance floor. He was in his disgusting male thong and what looked like wrestling shoes (pretty standard I'd suppose). But the girl basically had her top off. And the stripper had his mouth all over...well...his mouth was in places her bra should've been covering up. Now for me, that was gross enough. So he stands up and I'm thinking, "ok he's done, now the club will be normal". Oh no. No sir. He sits in a chair, pulls out his dick, grabs a can of whip cream (from God knows where), and proceeds to put whip cream on himself. The boobs girl walks right over, gets on her knees, and gives him a full on blow job. Did I mention the DJ was giving full commentary during this whole thing? I just..I'm still....speechless. I've been to strip clubs before. I've been to Vegas strip clubs. But I'm pretty sure, you cannot give a blow job in public anyplace. Am I wrong? And why would you want to?? The DJ announces that for $20 the stripper will give private dances upstairs in the dark creepy part of the club. As he walks upstairs the boobs girl follows right behind.

I still, I mean, I'm still at a loss...alls I wanted was a nice evening and I got an eyeful of disgusting. Ick.