It has begun... and the legendary white cougar

I know it has been a long time coming but thanks to "The Blacks" the blog is up and running. I knew we could always depend on them. I'm going to be the one to put it out there and introduce the best blog team ever assembled.

We have the swim instructor himself, the man who can look into the future (when he is not "implying")... Mr. Rodriguez aka Donostradamus.

We then come with Northface queen herself, Seatown's finest 206er for life... Fellas, this beautiful young thang has the advice to score you any eligible female (and some ineligible) in the world. Peyton's momma aka Emily.

Oh but keep your head up for the representative for those of darker skinned, the first epistler, the one who is always covered from head to toe infer... The Blacks...

That leaves the last member of the team, the assembler, the mastermind, obviously the heart and soul of this operation... Seatowns finest, but Germantown's own... MC17 aka Jimmy. There may be more members added to the team...


Now this wouldn't be right without a wtf moment. This is more of a wtf did that really just happen AGAIN moment. So follow along as I tell the story of a young man who had a love for the older individuals. A certain "person" (not the writer of course) I know somehow had a fondness for women of a certain age. So this scrapping young buck at the age of 22 began to work with an older lady of the caucasion variety. Now while the young scrapping buck somehow began to fall for this older, lady of extreme intelligence. Every time she spoke and used big words and displayed unparalleled empathy, it did something special. Alas, she was old and married, so this young buck moved on. Fast forward a year later, this young buck meets another boss, who is white older, and also uses big words... his heart sank again! Now he did not think this would become a trend, that he had a type. no never just another random coincidence. Fast forward the next year, the Doctor this young buck is assigned, fits the same bill as the previous ones. Suddenly all those unwanted places doctors check are places that he is asking to have checked. (Like the back of your throat when they stick the popsicle stick down there, get your heads out of the gutter please) Then another lady he meets who has control over him fits the bill... Likewise his heart falls. Now this young buck is a sad case of many a young individuals who have fallen victim to the legendary white cougar. The white cougar is not a normal cougar, but one who lulls you to sleep then attacks prey with intellect and verbose vocabulary rather than simple beauty. But this young buck is easily fooled and easy prey, for the majority of the scrapping young bucks out there, you have nothing to fear.



Jimmy


"That's what she said" of the week... from a female between the ages of 36 and 43 "I just love nuts, I'm a nut girl... I'm all about nuts"